Tuesday, 19 May 2009

• Currently American Gothic By The Smashing Pumpkins see related

  dropping the eaves

  Overheard in a public bathroom:
  
  "Oh, it still has another three minutes left."
  "OK."
  "And then if it has just one line, you're not, but if it has both lines, you are."
  
  Overheard outside a gas station:
  
  "Yeah, you put whatever you want in the cup and then fill it up with slurpee so they can't see it."
  
  If only all this handy new knowledge could go on my resume.
  
  "In addition to a years' college education, I am an expert in pregnancy tests and convenience store robbery."

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